Thursday, December 17, 2009

Mistaken identity

I ran into a friend the other day at the mall.

She said, "I saw you the other morning."

I said, "Oh yeah--where?"

She said, " You were out running, it was about 8:00 am."

"No." I interrupted.

She did not need to finish, because unless I'm being chased by a big pit bull, I do not run.

"Oh." she said. " I wondered why you didn't wave back at me."

But if it was me out there running in below freezing temperatures, I most certainly would have waved back. And possibly asked for a ride.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

One thing.

Williams Sanoma is selling this jar of "Handmade Peppermint Snow" for $10.00. Yes, ten bucks. I know, it's Williams Sanoma, but I'm sorry, I CANNOT HANDLE that they are selling CRUSHED candy canes for a ten whole dollars. My HUSBAND can "HANDMAKE" "Peppermint Snow" in 30 seconds flat. Which he did for the treats I made to take to the Christmas book club party. The Christmas book club party that I ended up not going to. :(

This has to be the most ridiculous food product ever.